blazin pazin 

when you're fucking a hooker and then you cum in her mouth so that she has to pause to swallow your huge load and meanwhile you grab a lighter and set fire to her hair so she's blazin' while you're pazin' her fifty bucks for her time.

i fucked that prostitute and then blazin pazin'ed that bitch out the door.

blazin pazin by freddythawreck October 20, 2008

Blazin' Blumpkin 

The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.

that chick gave the best blazin' blumpkin

Blazin' Blumpkin by trevor fartlett June 14, 2010

Blazin' Squad 

A group of burberry twats mc'ing about having to be in bed before 9pm.

The fact that more people remember them because Kenzie was on Celebrity Big Brother than for their "music".

Blazin' Squad by Lee Bryan March 8, 2005

Blazin Jeaners 

Blazin Jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. It is also a trend that attracts females. Pay attention gentlemen:

Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners

Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners

This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"

or

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."

Blazin Jeaners by Rusty Mongruins March 3, 2011

blazin footbasket 

a person who hates being called names which one doesnt know the meaning of

ricky: hey
Lucas: whats up ya scrunchie nerd-gay left leaner?
ricky: what do those words mean?
lucas: what a blazin footbasket

blazin footbasket by pianoman12342 October 27, 2011

Blazin' Chunks

Spicy chicken bits produced by a company called Pilgrim's Pride.

~also~

A scary accurate description of the bowel movement that comes after eating the aforementioned product.

I ate some Blazin' Chunks last night and they gave me the blazin' chunks.

Blazin' Chunks by MotherOwl February 7, 2010

blazin squad 

Blazin’ Squad. A bunch of talentless, brainless, pop music making, fake rapping…arse-heads.

See you at the Crossroads, crossroads, crossroads. X50.

blazin squad by Laura June 3, 2004