blastard

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

by cherie September 13, 2004

Blastard

Blastard: a black bastard

“This blastard can never do nothing right.”

by Tiinnkkaa April 2, 2019

batard

The definiton came from Mike when he meant to say 'bastard' and from then we thought it was hilarious. Definition means the opposite of bastard.

Say like, you could use it if your mad at someone, or just to be funny. Like Mike and I, we used it for everything. We'd be like.. ahah batard.. lmao

by emma and mike April 26, 2004

batardized bottomburp

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I LOVE YoU!

by Honkers December 14, 2003

Baatard

A retatded lamb!

Your snapchats are hilarious, you baatard!

by Chris22334 September 17, 2016

Beatard

A person who is uncultured in music.

Someone who has a bad taste in music.

Jeff said that Back In Black was sung by Nirvana, he is such a Beatard.

by KingDiz May 24, 2019

Blastard'

To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.

Boy 1: Lol you have no friends loser
Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard'
(Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL
Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it
Boy 2: Its too late
(Audience): RIP my nigga

by Hunch0_o November 27, 2020