Blaked

To get owned ie. to get dunked on by blake griffin

Mozgov: hey im an nba baller now. yay! oh wait. . .blake griffin! nooooo!
Blake Griffin: BOOM!! you just got Blaked!

by GD_8 November 23, 2010

Blake

A name. It’s a dang name. A name anyone can have. An average name, quickly said but not inherently sexy or above average in any regard. Blake can be the smartest person in the room, they can be the dumbest. Blake can be anything and anything can be Blake. Blake is unknowable and yet Blake is all that’s known.

Steve: oh, hey Blake.
Blake: yes, hello Steve! It is me! Blake! Hello!

by Blakeisnotblue January 29, 2020

Blake

Very handsome male; usually has an enormous penis! Gets all the hoes

I wish my dick was as big as Blake's

by Albert buttshert December 20, 2016

Blake

Blake is a very casual name. The name of many gods. It states "I'm very casual, but love to party." Women throw themselves at a Blake. 95% of guys named Blake grow into famous racecar drivers, for example: Dale Blake Earnhardt. Blake loves to raise hell and eat cornbread.

Blake sure is sexy.

Blake is more awesome than carl

Blake should be president.

by Already Ready December 20, 2016

Blake

Asian. That’s it

Blake: I am Asian

by Gingival July 7, 2022

Blake

Blake is a kind hearted person. He loves his girlfriend/ boyfriend no matter what they look like it's what's inside that matters. He normally laughs a lot and can brighten your day with one word. If you have a Blake in your life don't let him go.

Friend: I was talking with Blake all night ,he makes me laugh so much!!
Me: Lucky!!

by Legitsassysavage June 11, 2018

blake

an arrogant piece of shit...he's so annoying, always trying to impress people and showing off. No one really like shim except for his friends which are probably also ass holes. He's quite a push over

"Ayo man have you heard of that new kid Blake?", "yeah...he's so f*cking annoying, he wouldn't stop going on about how much he loves his new car"

by unknow fax spitter February 6, 2022