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Chicago Blackhawks

The best sports team ever. Won 5 Stanley Cups, most recently in 2013, winning the series 4-2 against the Boston Bruins. Unlike the Vancouver Canucks, the Blackhawks actually get somewhere. Also one of the Original 6 teams, along with the Boston Bruins, Detroit Red Wings, Montréal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Goalies are Corey Crawford and Nikolai Khabibulin. To recap, I said it once and I'll say it again...the Blackhawks are the BEST SPORTS TEAM EVER!!!
Guy 1: "Hey, did you watch that Canucks game last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck, no! I watched the Chicago Blackhawks game because they're awesome."
Guy 1: "Maybe you're right. The Canucks did lose to the Dallas Stars 9-1 last night."
Guy 2: "FUCK YEA!!!"
by Yoshibowser29 November 27, 2013
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Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.
Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole
by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009
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Blackhawk

The UH-60. The U.S. Army's main transport helicopter. Has variants such as the MH-60, HH-60 "Pavehawk" and the AH-60 Direct Air Penetrator.
Blackhawk Down is an awesome movie which features this helicopter getting shot down.
by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005
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blackphobia

when black people are acting scary you run away but they are faster then you then they pull out the 9
Bro i think i got blackphobia since im scared of the black people on my block
by ballsofanigga February 22, 2022
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drama blackhole

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.
"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"
by thegoodex November 23, 2009
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Backshot

Adjective, usually sexual. When someone (usually with a penis) cums on their partners back after pulling out of the rectum or vagina.

In alternative use, it can be used to explain where someone is being hit or shot from, especially in a video game.
"I was rawdogging this one dude, and he asked me to do a backshot."

"Yo they cummin on my ass dawg they're deepthroating me and inflating my stomach with semen! Nvm I'm aight I got 'em with a backshot from my sawed off!"
by Troll200 September 14, 2023
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Blackhole

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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