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Black Ops 

A game that ruined all girls lives because boys play the game too much and dropped everything for the game. Some guys are so addicted that they play a couple of hours a day.
If you ever want to see a guy again, do not ever let him buy or receive Black Ops.
guy 1:Hey man, wanna play black ops?
guy 2:na i got a date with my girl.
guy1:break the date, girls wont be there for you forever, but black ops will.
guy2:*breaks date for black ops*
Black Ops by ohHEYihateb.o. December 30, 2010

Black Ops 3 

The 2015 title of the Call of Duty franchise. Made by Treyarch, the video game is a futuristic FPS. Although the game sold millions of copies it has been highly criticized and has added more damage to the Call of Duty community.
Guy 1: You got Black ops 3?
Guy 2: Yeah, kind of a shame it's in the future
Black Ops 3 by Javwa June 2, 2016

call of duty black ops

A game people play not to get noobtubed in.
7th call of duty

Call of Duty: Black Ops 

Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).

The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.
NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!

IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT

NooBsn1p3r223: YEEEAH!!

*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*

black opsterbation 

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.
Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.
black opsterbation by daBuster September 28, 2011

Black Ops 

A term used between teen couples and friends as a code word for sexual deeds.
Myles : me and my gf went and played black ops yesterday, im so good at it

Jacob : i just love single player black ops, i shoot all over the place

Callum : over the weekend i played multiplayer black ops with 3 other guys. i totally got the highest score, it was so awesome
Black Ops by artistOTC March 3, 2011