Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.

Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!

by nameismatt August 12, 2015

bouncing betty

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.

If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.

by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016

Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.

Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

sleep bouncing

Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.

damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.

by mac-miller-the-greatest May 24, 2011

bouncing betty

antipersonnel mine that springs from the ground, spinning and exploding, after being tripped.

The bouncing betty shredded the soldier who was on point.

by Steve Craton November 7, 2003

bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections

While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.

by dead saint September 25, 2009