bitchwatch

when one person is keeping tabs (special attention to what someone is doing at all times) on another person.

RELATIONSHIPS.---
When the girlfriend is keeping watch on the boyfriend's ex.
"She definitely still wants him back. I've had her on bitchwatch for a while now."

or,

When the ex is keeping tabs on the girlfriend.
"I still want him back. She's been on my bitchwatch since they started talking."

by G.Mayhem July 7, 2008

bitchitude

a noun.

a combination of the word "bitching" and "attitude"!

used when someone or something is annoying and giving you attitude at the same time.

a guy: "I know a couple of people who want to see this movie too!"
a girl: "well...then go with them!"
a guy: "stop giving me a BITCHITUDE!"

by dontdothattwice June 1, 2009

abercrombie and bitchites

People who strut around like peacocks on pheremones and think that they are largely better than everyone because they wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothing.

Tina: Oh my God, Tiffany! Those are such Abercrombie and Bitchites!

by Uwish. April 4, 2010

Metric Bitchtit

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.

Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

by Manifesto Oregano July 8, 2009

Bitchitis

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.

Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009

bitchtit

A derivitive of bitch. Commonly used in circles where the word bitch has lost most of its meaning from over use.

A bitchtit is:
1. (n) A person who lacks all good qualities (i.e. A scenester/DDR freak/a jock)
2. (n)Literal: The tit of a bitch, or female dog.
3. A exclamation, see fuck, balls, shitfuck, ishboo

"That F-ing scenester kid is such a dirty bitchtit!"

by Ishboo June 28, 2006

bitchwizard

1. A discriptive term for how amazinly you performed a mundane task

1. Q. How was your driving today?
A. Oh man I was driving like a bitchwizard

2. I made a cake today, it was so fucking bitchwizard

by Avalar February 25, 2008