BitchCon

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.

"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."

by Margaret C. January 7, 2009

bitchscuit

A woman (or "bitch") who is only good for cooking and/or baking in the kitchen. Especially biscuits.

Girl: "Hey guys, I lost my job at that office today.."

Guy #1: "I'm sorry."

Guy #1 whispers to guy #2: "Told you, woman who's not a secretary, doesn't belong in the office."

Girl: But I made my famous Chicken Alfredo with mashed potatoes!

Guy #2: "...she's such a bitchscuit."

by Nashen December 9, 2011

Bitchintology

the study of everything and all things that bitches in all its forms, manners, individuals, reasons, ways, etc. etc, wether it is used to describe some form of unacceptable, annoying or raving type of behavior in a specific situation.

I passed my course in Bitchintology describing how bitch things in this world could be. for example; Life is a Bitch. Quit bitching around. That bichin' Masseratti will be mine someday.

by Babyz7z7 June 27, 2011

Bitchscuit

A bitchscuit is when you drop your biscuit and you call it a bitch

Lucas: hey do you want this bitchscuit?

John: How long was it on the ground

by Wolfythewolf December 11, 2018

bitchcoat

awesome; incredible; amazing

Man, that movie was frickin' bitchcoat!

by dr.taco May 15, 2009

BITCUNT

The combination of a bitch and and a cunt. The worst possible human being you could think of.

That Deborah is a real bitcunt. That fucking BITCUNT !! She threw all of my meth away! Now I’m gonna meth that BITCUNT up

by Ermagerrrdanthea October 11, 2017

bitchnuts

inj. an expression commonly used in Achaea, a MUD (multi-used domain) that is becoming increasingly popular; used to indicate anger or frustration

You have been slain by the might of Majin.
"Bitchnuts!" you profane.

by Reese May 9, 2003