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Birkencroc

A combination of Crocs and Birkenstocks. The most unattractive yet deceptively comfortable footwear imaginable.
These Birkencrocs sure make running from the Fashion Mafia a hell of a lot more comfortable!
by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011
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Birkin

the holy grail of handbags, made by French leather goods company Hermès. available in several types of cow & goat leather as well as ostrich, lizard, crocodile, alligator and toile. each birkin is made by hand by a trained craftsman & stitched together using a single continuous thread throughout the entire piece.
every fashionista dreams of owning a birkin one day, but only a few are ever able to purchase one
by hfsh March 26, 2010
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i got up out my birkin

What lil tjay be saying in his songs. But its lit
I got up out my Birkin, it's workin'
She said she a virgin, it's hurtin'
by Justin Na September 8, 2020
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Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.
Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.
by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007
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Birk Johnston

A super hot kid 🥵 who has a six pack
OMG dude you are such a Birk Johnston!
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bruksch

/brooksh/ noun

A high-octane severely foul-smelling fart that's commonly associated with people on a steady diet of organic, gas-producing vegetables such as broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale, (brussels) sprouts, cauliflower, and hijiki; any fart with the pungent, hot, sulfuric, unbelievably strong smell reminiscent of a trip to a volcanic hotspot.

/brooksh/ noun

A mnemonic device useful when grocery shopping to help you avoid vegetables that cause intense gas pain and severely stinky farting: B(roccoli) R(adishes) U(lloco) K(ale) S(prouts, brussels) C(auliflower) H(ijiki).

/brooksh/ noun

Onomatopoeia for the sound made in passing a big, severely stinky, sulfurous fart.

/brooksh/ verb

The act of passing intestinal gas so foul, hot, and sulfur-smelling that even the most polite people around can't help but flee your general vicinity, like they are running for their lives from a volcanic eruption.
1. Rob cleared out the whole gym when he was doing squats and passed a bruksch so hot and foul it stank the whole place up for an hour.

2. My trainer at the gym taught me to use the BRUKSCH mnemonic device to avoid veggies that make my farts stink so bad, so I can stop buying so much broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, hijiki, and other gas-producers like that.

3. Did you hear the bruksch that vegetarian girl passed at lunch and then tried to blame on the table next to her? That was priceless.

3. About a half hour after chowing down on all the broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale and other organic veggies she loaded her plate with at the Whole Foods salad bar, Terri bruksched so bad the stench cleared out not only the office but most of downtown Indianapolis.
by IndyWalt March 30, 2011
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birkitt

The act of oral love performed by a female on her male companion; preferably in the back seat of a car
Boy 1: Man, went up to the park for some serious R&R with her last night

Boy 2: Did she give you a Birkitt?!
by Mr Plums of London Town April 20, 2008
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