Birthday insomnia

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.

I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017

I'm birthday

I'm gay

Louis from 1d: "i'm birthday (gay) its pretty unfortunate isn't it Eleanor"

by Fookingloosah June 9, 2021

Birthing Person

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.

Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...

by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021

birthing person

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.

My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.

by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021

Blissful Birthday

Blissful Birthday; a saying developed by Matthew Donzelle Robinson; basically, the term is a substitution for saying Happy Birthday!

Chanel: Bleu, it's my birthday!!!

Bleu: Blissful Birthday Chanel!

by Original___Don September 3, 2019

Birther

An anti-choice advocate who wants laws mandating every pregnancy to end in birth.

Birthers are protesting outside Planned Parenthood again.

by Kmv1982 September 6, 2019

Birthday Dump

A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.

Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.

by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008