Male Birth Control

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open

“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”

by sydtoasty June 30, 2021

birth control day

a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work

the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!

by kixxarse July 31, 2010

Birth Control Roulette

A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!

Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide

by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021

domestic birth control

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

Mexican birth control

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.

Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico

by kyleatx December 13, 2010

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

by bhrome April 4, 2004

Birth Control

the act of using an alias for a one night stand

by h3l1x December 31, 2002