Skip to main content

National Birkenstock Day

March 16 is National Birkentsock Day. Wear your Birkenstocks on March 16!
Kim: "Isn't tomorrow National Birkenstock Day?"
Pete: "Yea, it is!"
Kim: "Wanna wear matching Birkenstocks tomorrow?"
Pete: "Sure, why not."
by kaleyley March 15, 2022
mugGet the National Birkenstock Day mug.

Birkenstocks

the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.
The Birkenstocks are like the best shoes ever
by Andretheprep December 18, 2005
mugGet the Birkenstocks mug.

Birkenstocks

Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.
Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"
by Tracy M August 30, 2005
mugGet the Birkenstocks mug.

Berkinsocks

One who wears socks with Berkinstocks
Check out that guys Berkinsocks.
by manderander August 27, 2009
mugGet the Berkinsocks mug.

Birkenstockings

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.
Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!
by SashJo July 28, 2016
mugGet the Birkenstockings mug.

Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.
QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*
by razed November 2, 2007
mugGet the Birkenstock Gestapo mug.

birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.
Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.
by 👤 May 19, 2015
mugGet the birkenstocks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email