the birdcatcher

object of obsessive envy. loquacious, very talkative or full of trivial conversation; articulate means expressing yourself easily or characterized by clear expressive language.

He speaks mellifluously like the birdcatcher.

by general census July 4, 2011

birbwatching

The act of watching birds. This term is the cuter, fluffier version and makes you feel warm and fuzzy.

Let's go birbwatching over the weekend! I want to see a Royal Spoonbill this time!

by birbs4eva January 24, 2023

Birdwatching

Observing or watching a group of good looking females

Man, I was at the club birdwatching...

by Kenneth Carino April 7, 2005

bidwatching

the graceful art of watching hot girls, or bids, in public. This is typically a collaborative activity that is done with a fellow bro and teamwork is strongly encouraged between fellow bidwatchers in spotting bids. This can be done pretty much anywhere; Starbucks, the mall, the student union, a restaurant, or even on your front porch.

"Yo dude, trying to ditch class and do some bidwatching in the cafe?"

"Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I was doing some bidwatching by the pool and got sidetracked"

"I do so much bidwatching I'm thinking of joining the NBL- National Bidwatching League"

by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy October 29, 2012

birdwatcher

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

by gialei July 20, 2008

Birdwatching

To swallow a man's ejaculate.
Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).

Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet?
Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?

by Renee November 12, 2003

birdwatching

BBBJTC and she swallows.

Does she do birdwatching?

by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005