flappy bird nest

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

Flappy bird

Flappy bird is a game where you make a little bird fly in between pipes by tapping the screen of your touch screen device but if he touches one he will fall to the floor and you will lose. There are no levels and just points. If you do not beat your high score you have to have a VERY strong willpower to not play over and over again for hours until you beat your score. If it is very late at night or early in the morning you will then go to sleep and repeat the whole process again in the morning or whenever you are free from work/school/college and if it is not night time and you have nothing you really need to do it is very likely that this game could fill your entire day. The game looks very simple and easy but is in fact very hard and frustrating!! D: but because it is so addicting you just CAN NOT STOP! If you have downloaded flappy bird and you are not in the 1% minority of those magical people who can fight the flappy bird addiction then you must accept that this game is now a part of your life and you are likely to spend no less than half an hour daily playing in it. Good luck in your flappy bird adventures :)

Lilly was playing flappy bird when she scored 19. One lower than her highest score. She screamed 'Oh my god! I hate my life! What is the point in existing?!' Before bursting into tears and playing for another 3 hours.

by Just a simple 18 year old February 4, 2014

Flappy Bird

The act of stretching out your ball sack like a trampoline, and using it to bounce your flaccid (or partially flaccid (see half-chub)) penis up and down.

See: flappy bird nest

Mike Hawk: Dude I was bored the other day so I started playing with my flappy bird.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.

by Remy Leus January 30, 2014

Flappy bird

A soft or otherwise flaccid penis

I pulled out my bird and just couldn't get hard. I had a flappy bird

by Eynak January 28, 2014

Flappy Bird

Literally Satan

Flappy Bird can burn in hell

by AlexMan February 21, 2014

Flappy Bird

The most annoying little shitty bird, who is also part of a computer and smartphone game. The app was actually top in the App Store until it was taken off. It was probably taken off the AppStore because a bunch of people commuted suicide because of the app! I once got to 20. That's the highest I ever got on that app! It's a fucking impossible game! Also, if you still have it on your smartphone, you can sell your smartphone for thousands of dollars! Although, if the app is the updated version, it sells for more! Luckily, on my ipod 5 I have the updated version, if I ever want to sell it! B)))

Guy 1: "damn! this Flappy Bird game is hard!"

Guy 2: "oh hell yeah!"

by RainbowMUDKIPZ March 9, 2014

flappy bird

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"

guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"

by NutzHangLoww February 5, 2014