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Jar-Jar Binks

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Someone who talks shit that no one can understand, and is always the but of the joke. They are also very clumsy and somehow manage to get their tongue caught in everything.
Dude 1: Have you seen the new kid, Jerry?
Dude 2: Yeah, i have. Not to be offensive, but he is a jar-jar binks.
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
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THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid
*the duel*

gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try

1 year later

gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*

anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him
by Thedeadmemelord February 22, 2020
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ONE BIG FUCKING MORON!

Me-sa like-a to slit me-sa throat! Jay!

George Lucas is an idiot for trying to make more money off his trillion dollar Star Wars Trilogy.

This pre-trilogy garbage is nothing more then drawing in pathetic Star Wars fans to listen to douchebags like Jar Jar spew his retarded dialouge on screen.
by Jar-Jar Binks must die January 3, 2005
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So, who's up for serving Jar Jar Binks as the main course for the Coruscant Iron Chef competition. I can only wonder what creative, delicious recipies the chefs can create with Gungan flesh :^P
Mmmmmmmm. Barbecued Gungan ribs smothered with hine-barbecue sauce and served with a beer and garlic fried rice. Come to think about it, I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. Bye bye, Jar Jar Binks. (lightsaber sounds and Gungan shrieks)
by Anakin Skywalker August 20, 2003
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binkster

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A binkster is a nickname for a beautiful and cute little baby that loves sucking on her binky (pacifier).
Hi honey, how is our little binkster today?
Babe can you get binkster her pippy please?
by dadda1 May 27, 2014
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n. a generic nickname used to describe any upstanding individual in one's personal network. Variations: binky, binkazoid, bink-bonk, banks, bianks.
Hey Binks, how's Grandma Binks feeling? Binks said I should ask you.
by binks January 22, 2005
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v. - Posting random off topic links to the web, especially in blog comments and stream chats. Past tense form is binkd.
"Every time we get a good discussion going, Karen comes in and binks makeup tutorials and everyone goes off topic"

"I was going to post something useful, but instead I binged cat videos and binkd all over the thread"
by John_Beckham December 30, 2019
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