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Bill Clinton Paradox

The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.

Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?
What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?

Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.

How fucking lame.

Completely not worth it.

Agreed.
by Catrina_livingdeadgirl October 13, 2010
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Bill Clinton

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Bill Clinton

Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.
by Vanishga July 2, 2008
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Bill Clinton

America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
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Bill clinton

Kid: I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton
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Bill Clinton

1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to

2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats


3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep

4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain.

5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse
them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver

6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the
1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton

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by Balls McLong(3) January 15, 2009
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Pulling a Bill Clinton

Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.
by Maj. A-hole March 19, 2011
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