oui oui baguette

standard response for french people on games

on csgo:
french guy: can we try rushing a please?? (on a french accent)
guy 1: oh là là oui oui baguette je ne pas ecouté le radio c'est magnifique
french guy: can you shut the fuck up
guy 1: je ne sais pas où est la bibliothèque excusez-moi

by kerosenx March 17, 2021

Baguette Tree

The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.

Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.

by Ocular_Colombo March 28, 2019

Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

by Tchando November 23, 2020

drop a baguette

Defecation, take a shit. From terminology used to describe how a bird caused the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator to shit the bed on November 5, 2009.

"Gotta go drop a baguette before I've got skid marks in my underwear."

by RobSPit November 15, 2009

french baguette

A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.

Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"

by Tunisius September 19, 2013

Biggety Biatch

A very annoying and stupid little bitch.

"What a Biggety Biatch!!!"

by Douchebag February 12, 2004

douche baguette

The female version of a douche bag. This female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing Ed Hardy shirts with matching Ed Hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.

The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.

by sunny936 February 8, 2010