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speed-bagging his neobean 

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

Soft Begging 

The act of begging someone indirectly. To hint at what someone wants to another person without actually begging for it in the hopes the other person will offer their help.
That girl tried soft begging me for a massage..."I'm so stressed...i need a massage, but it cost too much'...lol.
Soft Begging by Walt McNally October 28, 2010

Peak bagging 

Peak baggers have a mild obsession with collecting as many summit victories over significant named peaks as possible. They'll hike often and quickly usually sacrificing comfort for time saved.
Frank: Hey Bob, Let's do this loop trail and we can bag 6 peaks on one hike!
Bob: It's 20 miles of trail!
Frank: We can do it!
Bob: Got to love Peak Bagging!
Peak bagging by Crom2011 August 22, 2011

Chip bagging 

Origin : england

Definition : one who offers sexual services for chips (fries),
Andy's chip bagging rate is 20 chips for full anal penitration
Chip bagging by D-ride October 8, 2013
A sexy and appealing person with a huge ding dong. Also known as "That guy."
That guy over there, yeah that guy. He must be a Birginio. I would do that thing.

Bagginshield 

Slash portmanteau couple name to describe the pairing of Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit. Used to describe them more as a sexual couple, not just a shorter way of referring to Thorin and Bilbo.
Bagginshield is my newest OTP (One True Pairing).

I can't wait to get home and write some Bagginshield fan fiction.
Bagginshield by Vigorlilover December 27, 2012

biggie steve 

Another term for a friend or homie. More likely to say Biggie Steve when your fucked up.
Ex: "what are you doin tonight bro?"

"nothing prolly gettin drunk biggie steve"
biggie steve by Biggie steve November 12, 2010