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The level of attraction one feels for a particular gender. The level of attraction one exhibits for females is represented by pink berries while the level of attraction one exhibits for males is represented by the number of blue berries that particular individual has. Purely bisexual people are said to have an equal number of both types of berries, asexual people have basically no berries, heterosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to members of the opposite gender, and homosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to their own gender.

Oh man, I am fucking asexual! Even that gay guy has more pink berries than me! Why the hell is my berry count so fucking low? I have no will to fuck anymore!

by TheBigBlackBerryBitch June 12, 2009

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To give the berries: to 1. deride or tease 2. be mean or rude 3. generally give someone a hard time.

1. I hate Joe. All he ever does is give me the berries.

2. The service was terrible, so I gave them the berries;

3. Person A: The bastard still hasn't coughed up.
Person B: Are you gonna give him the berries?

by Hasangai September 21, 2005

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A state of highness achieved only by smoking large quantities of high-grade cannabis.

This word was discovered when a high Wiseman exclaimed he was "berry mashed" instead of "very mashed". This stoned "ism" has become the birthplace of the term Berry.

"I cant smoke any more man, I'm too Berry"

"I am so Berry, i keep sending stupid emails at work"

by InfamousIsms November 14, 2011

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