Bernardo

A very unfunny and chopped person... usually seen alone, wishing someone loved him
also known as retardo

Person 1: "Yo, who is that retardo over there?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's Bernardo."

by mr.schwienernuzz October 6, 2025

Luis Bernardo Fernandez

He is also known as “the boss” or “daddy”. Hard worker, Independent, intelligent, charismatic, charming, and very ambitious however can be an asshole. He could if he wanted to steal your girl, but is too busy working on his goals to do so. If he friends you, you’re a friend for life to him. Have problems? He will go out of his way to solve them with you.

Is the owner “Luis Bernardo Fernandez?”

by Angrybird13 November 23, 2021

Bernardo

Bernardo is a sexy man with great talent. He can sing and play instruments but let’s not forget i
his amazing girlfriend kim who supports him in almost everything. oh did i mention he was a sexy man ??? hermosuraa de muchacho que es.

Kim: Omg ! you see him ?? who is he ?? he’s so breathtaking

unknown: that’s bernardo !

by toospiceytta January 18, 2023

Bernardo

Someone who terrible things happen to

What's wrong with that guy
Oh something terrible happened to him
That's Bernardo

by WolfGirl6 February 12, 2023

bernardo

A big guy with a wonderful hart that really likes dick he gets most of the girls but only the ugly one

ay sup cuh you a bit of a bernardo

by JJJAJAJA November 9, 2020

Bernardo T.

A tall, usually Jewish man who ripped his trusty overalls while climbing around somewhere he shouldn’t have been. A true hater at heart. However, like the grinch, his heart will grow with time.

Person 1: Who’s that guy with the expensive camera, blue raspberry slushee, and a dream?

Person 2: Why, that’s Bernardo T. of course!

by ZaidzupaBbshaliJameerBok September 15, 2025

Bernardo

Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?

"Why is Bernardo's arm bent 180 degrees into his ass???"
"Oh he's just brazillian"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021