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Benton Middle School

the worst middle school in prince william county because the teachers suck ass and the administration can’t suspend kids for more then a week regardless of what they do because their too scared of parents coming at their necks, worst 3 years of my life, the teachers worry about your phone more then teaching your class, they care about how good their sports teams are then their actual education, if you get that one math teacher in 7th grade that
makes you do 5 questions of homework everyday (if you went to benton you know who i’m talking about) say good bye to having a good year because they ruin it, the school is mostly full of white kids pretending their black and 6th graders who think they know everything, GL if you go to benton
Teacher: Give me your phone or i’m calling an administrator!

Student: we are doing absolutely nothing
Teacher: I’m calling an administrator

Student: I hate benton middle school

Administration: You smoked weed in the bathroom for the 3rd time this year? 1 week out of school suspension.
Student: Bet.
by hmmmmmnice September 21, 2019
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Bantony

The 'base of the banter'. person who is subject to much harassment of the verbal variety, which is generally insulting.
yeah Bantony, man up
by Cagzie March 31, 2011
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Jarren Benton

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).
Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.
by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013
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Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.
When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
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butter beatoff

the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job

made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
butter beatoff:
Ha-ha! Ah. A butter beat-off. I know that's right. a butter beat-off
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San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
by TISBCO September 13, 2010
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BeatOffice

A seperate structure from your home where you both work and masturbate. Concatenation of "beat off" and "office".
Steve was having trouble getting work done in his house during the pandemic, so he converted his shed into a BeatOffice.
by Steve Shrim October 21, 2020
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