bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

bending saturn

A piercing of a butthole ring chained to a urethra piercing to a nose piercing to an ear piercing.

I accidentally stepped on my bending saturn

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.

we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her

by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021

bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022

Bending Science

The corrupt practice of distorting the scientific process—through experimental design, data analysis, or publication pressure—to produce a predetermined result that serves a commercial, political, or ideological agenda. This is more sinister than bad science; it's the intentional warping of the truth-seeking machinery. Think of tobacco companies funding research to "disprove" the link to cancer, or designing studies to fail.

Example: "The pharmaceutical giant was caught bending science. They designed their clinical trial to compare their new drug not against the best existing treatment, but against a sub-therapeutic dose, guaranteeing a 'superior' result for publication, while burying the internal studies that showed serious side effects."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Bending Picking

The selective curation and presentation of data in a way that not only omits contrary evidence, but actively twists or misrepresents the chosen data points to force them to fit a predetermined narrative. It goes beyond cherry-picking into data-wrangling; it’s putting the facts on a rack to stretch them into the desired shape. Charts with manipulated axes, quotes taken grotesquely out of context, or statistics presented with misleading comparisons are all tools of the bending picker.

*Example: "The lobbyist's report was a masterclass in bending picking. He took a study showing a 2% risk reduction in a specific lab mouse model, presented it as a '20% relative improvement' on a logarithmically-scaled graph, and declared the chemical 'virtually risk-free' for humans."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Bending Logic

The deliberate, often sneaky, distortion of logical rules and structures to make an invalid argument appear valid. This involves misapplying logical operators, creating false dichotomies, using equivocation (changing the meaning of a word mid-argument), or crafting syllogisms with hidden, untrue premises. It's not being bad at logic; it's being a con artist with logic as your prop.

Example: "He defended his conspiracy theory by bending logic: 'Either you believe the official report, or you seek the truth. You're criticizing my search for truth. Therefore, you must believe the official report.' He'd bent a complex situation into a forced binary choice, making skepticism look like blind faith."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026