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Bellmore

Bellmore is a decent size town with about 37,000 people and is roughly 30 miles east of New York City. It is divided into South Bellmore (those who live south of Merrick Road) and North Belmore (those who live north of Merrick Road).

We are an upper-middle class town with the average household income at around $115,000. That being said, there are people whose parents make a lot more (ranging from $150,000-$450,000) and generally live in South Bellmore and those who make less ($70,000-$100,000) and for the most part live in North Bellmore.

A good amount of people in our town tend to flaunt whatever money they have, but that is not to say everyone is like that. There are people in both North and South Bellmore like this. There is also some weird "competition" between North and South Bellmore's children with who is tougher and who has more money, however this "competition" is forgotten after the age of 16.

Most of the kids are spoiled in both towns and have extreme attitude/ego problems. These most likely dissipate after college except for the kids who stay on Long Island.

99% of the residents smoke weed, parents included. If the parents don't, then they enjoy their alcohol a little too much. It's fine, though, because they all take their work seriously.

Overall, Bellmore is a good place to live and an okay place to raise a family. It's extremely safe, but your children will act ridiculous for a long while, if they grow up here.
10 year old Bellmore girl: "But mom, everyone else just got the new Fendi and I want one too!"

JFK or Mepham H.S. Boy: "Don Fuk Wit Me or I'll Break Ya Face"

After College: "Wow! was I that bad when I was that age? Fuckin' Bellmore" (smiles endearingly)
by BittersweetBellmore April 20, 2009
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Belmont Milds

A brand of Canadian cigarette prod. by B&H. Popular among Canadian smokers age 16-29. Popularized by raver kids in the '90s. Often closely associated w/recreational drug use, ie. is most popular among young Canadian drunks, stoners, cokeheads etc.

TOXIC EMISSIONS (king-size): Tar 11-26 mg, Nicotine 1.0-2.4 mg, Formaldehyde 0.057-0.14 mg, Hydrogen cyanide 0.10-0.22 mg, Benzene 0.028-0.067 mg.

Slated for discontinuation early '07, likely for several reasons. (1)New Canadian tobacco laws prohibiting the use of 'light' or 'mild' on tobacco packaging; (2)relatively low sales; related to (3)declining numbers of young smokers in Canada.

Belmont enthusiasts aren't the only ones getting screwed over. Taxes on tobacco are used to finance healthcare services that Canadians take for granted. By legislating against tobacco, Canadian politicians are contributing to the decline of Canadian hospitals and medical services.
You: "Have you heard, they're discontinuing Belmont Milds."
Me: "I know, fuck the Canadian government, I'm moving to Amsterdam."
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when an autistic or a mentally retarted (stupid) act is being conducted it can be described by the word "beemoowa".
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when a woman's stomach portrudes out further than her breasts she has a "bellooby"
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