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bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin
In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"
by Cristiano Ronaldo July 7, 2006
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bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.
That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.
by whitetrash jim October 14, 2008
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bellend

don't be such a bell end
by quenam March 19, 2003
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bellender

your such a bellender
by 80's Muff July 25, 2003
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bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.
"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"
by john john john June 22, 2006
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bellend

the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.
by giraffeheart July 28, 2012
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bellending

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.
"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"
by senordug March 3, 2015
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