bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

bellend by Dave July 29, 2003

bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

bellend by Bob March 21, 2005

Bellend

Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.

Hes an ugly cunt looks like a bellend

Bellend by NZ October 3, 2014

Bellend

This is a word that can define a person

"I think that Raj is a Bellend"

Bellend by See you at the Crossroads February 28, 2008

Bellend

Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories

He can't find her ankle chain the complete bellend

Bellend by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

bellend

love me,....love my shorts. No seriously. It is basically a total ass head who finks he can say w/e he likes wen he cant. So pretty much a tosser. :D Girls can neva be called a bellend.

ummm......fin Whitehead . he is one for the moment anyway. it is possible for a man to work off his status.

bellend by OhLookWhosAPratNotMe January 9, 2005

bellend

bellend is the penis

Luke Crossley is a utter bell-end

bellend by charles drapeer November 25, 2003