Breitman Philosophy

A commitment to excilence involving fraternity parties and the girls that attend those parties. Practicing of the Breitman Philosophy: 1: No fat chicks at any party because they are fat and noone likes them anyway. Ex. G Phi B, AEPhi. 2: Goobers, "Gamers", nerds, fags, deuches shall not attend any party becuase they talk to each other and noone else ,are a waste of space, and creep girls out. Ex. Honig. 3: Party with other greeks becuase its fun and most of them are really cool guys and it gives your house good rep. Ex: April 27, 2007, the party that made AEPi and ASU history. WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA OF AEPI.

In order to run a successful fraternity, follow the Breitman Philosophy. Followers include: Brock, Stolier, Stromberg, Weisenberg, Hirshman, Mindlin.

by Cobra Chi December 26, 2008

Full Bettman

When your hubris leads you to consider an atomic bomb solution to a problem. Normally associated with sports leagues; may apply to Hollywood studio executives. Usually accompanied by a "head up the ass" attitude and general derision for the actual impact on a fanbase.

The 2004-05 NHL lockout. Rather than resolve the problem between owners and the players, the NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman chose to instead try and break the union.

In the end, by cancelling the whole NHL season, the owners got what they wanted, but at the expense of losing their ESPN broadcast contract, being reduced to a third-tier cable channel (Versus), and only gaining 4-network exposure by showing games essentially for free on NBC.

The end result of a "Full Bettman" was the lack of TV exposure leading to a decline from major 4-sport status in the US, falling behind NASCAR and NCAA football and basketball. The eventual byproduct of the casual loss of interest has been failure of NHL southern expansion and, ultimately, possible relocation of teams to Canada.

by Beerguyrob May 6, 2011

Tristan Beilman

The real Spider-Man, who lives in Greeley, CO and is the greatest superhero of all time.

Girl #1: Hey what's that flying over Chick-fil-A?
Girl #2: That's Tristan Beilman the Amazing Spider-Man!!!!!!!!
Girl #1: Wow, he's so dreamy!
Girl #2: Dreamer than that mugshot guy! I wonder who he's saving now!
Girl #1: Actually, I think he's just getting a chicken sandwich.
Girl #2: He really IS the greatest superhero of all time! My hero!

by koolkatkid June 24, 2014

5-Key Beatmania

The term most commonly used for the game Beatmania, the music action game that started the whole BEMANI series.

No way I'm playing 5-Key Beatmania at some stupid kids' arcade.

by dj gs68 May 10, 2003

Brent Boitmann

A real fucktard

Dude, stop being a Brent Boitmann!

by the jolly rodger April 12, 2010

gary bettman

the hero that had the hockey season put on hiatus

Due to gary bettman's ways of working with greedy union hockey players, who think, like all unions, that they earn more than what their worth. Season over, go back to canada

by Womack March 8, 2005

Bettman's bitches

Nickname for the Florida Panthers NHL team (could also possibly work with another recently Bettman-favoured American team such as the Vegas Golden Knights or Tampa Bay Lightning) made by angry Edmonton Oilers fans after the Oilers got "screwed" in the 2024 Stanley Cup Finals by Gary Bettman and the refs "rigging" Game 7, as he highly favorites American teams over Canadian teams in the Stanley Cup Finals (or playoffs), and has been for 32 years.

I hope if that we make it to the Stanley Cup Finals, we don't face Bettman's bitches again!

by rokkz44 May 11, 2025