Someone who could easily be fucked. Thus the word "bad-matic" (able to be taken to the bed)
Coined by MajelaZezeDiamond, in the song titled "Mrs. Obama is a whore"
Coined by MajelaZezeDiamond, in the song titled "Mrs. Obama is a whore"
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Hometown of the Forbes (magazine), Mercks (drug company), Johnsons (Johnson & Johnson), and Lorillards (3rd biggest tobacco company in the US), to name a few. It's one of the richest towns in the country, and yes, it's in Jersey, but not the Jersey you know. Think Greenwich, CT on steroids.
If you live in Bedminster, you know what this town is about. It's "Bedminster" not "Bed-minister", for all you ignorant fuckheads who've never heard of this town. We live on estates, not in houses. We ride our horses with the Essex Fox Hounds to go foxhunting and go to parties afterwards with some of the richest and oldest families in the country. We hold the best parties because our parents are always away, and with 500 acres of property, no one can hear even the loudest music. We attend the best schools in the country, mostly because we're legacies or our parents donated a wing to the school. We complain about the shitty dirt roads because we can't speed the new roadster Daddy got on them without getting a flat. But it's OK because the CEO of Ford lives down the street and can get us the new Land Rover that isn't even out yet.
We know that the further down Lamington Road you live, the bigger your house is.
Most of all, we know that The Hills and any house less than 8000 square feet is not "Bedminster"- US 206 splits us from that trash. Anyone who tries to walk over will be hit with a rogue 18 wheeler as they cross, not to mention grossly inflated housing prices and general snobbery.
If you live in Bedminster, you know what this town is about. It's "Bedminster" not "Bed-minister", for all you ignorant fuckheads who've never heard of this town. We live on estates, not in houses. We ride our horses with the Essex Fox Hounds to go foxhunting and go to parties afterwards with some of the richest and oldest families in the country. We hold the best parties because our parents are always away, and with 500 acres of property, no one can hear even the loudest music. We attend the best schools in the country, mostly because we're legacies or our parents donated a wing to the school. We complain about the shitty dirt roads because we can't speed the new roadster Daddy got on them without getting a flat. But it's OK because the CEO of Ford lives down the street and can get us the new Land Rover that isn't even out yet.
We know that the further down Lamington Road you live, the bigger your house is.
Most of all, we know that The Hills and any house less than 8000 square feet is not "Bedminster"- US 206 splits us from that trash. Anyone who tries to walk over will be hit with a rogue 18 wheeler as they cross, not to mention grossly inflated housing prices and general snobbery.
This is not "Jersey". This is Bedminster.
James P. Dillon IV: Timmy, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Forbes
Timmy: Haha, like that crazy rich magazine guy who does the Forbes 500?
James P. Dillon IV: Actually, yes.
(Awkward silence)
James P. Dillon IV: Timmy, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Forbes
Timmy: Haha, like that crazy rich magazine guy who does the Forbes 500?
James P. Dillon IV: Actually, yes.
(Awkward silence)
by minster October 26, 2009
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-verb (used with object)
1. to spew semen everywhere.
2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,
liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.
3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.
4. to destroy by force of orgasm.
-noun
5. the act of bermanating.
Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >
-verb (used with object)
1. to spew semen everywhere.
2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,
liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.
3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.
4. to destroy by force of orgasm.
-noun
5. the act of bermanating.
Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >
Ex 1. My parents weren't home so I figured I would take a good jerk off. I ended up bermanating and having to repaint all four walls including the ceiling.
Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.
Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.
Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.
Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.
Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.
Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.
Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.
Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.
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When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her ass. Sally pissed and shitted into the bedpan.
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