Man's Best friend

Man's Best friend surely is a dog!

I have a pointer mix named Abby, SWEETEST DOG IN THE WORLD! She cuddles me if I cry, when I'm mad she comes to me to calm me down, she even does this cute thing where she rests her chin on my leg when she begs for food! She TRULY IS my best friend! Man's Best friend!

by My dogs are cute! February 26, 2021

Man's best friend

Breasts

A woman's breasts are man's best friend.

by Southern Threat November 30, 2020

mr roux man no beat potato

a phrase used in one of flamingos yt videos during a rap battle.

"mr roux man no beat potato" "i think this guy is serious"

by Xhl03 March 23, 2025

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

by Kizzler May 6, 2013

Meat Beat Mania

An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.

1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"

by Riven Main 420 June 24, 2017

meat beat manifesto

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017