beagle puppy

Only the most cutest thing placed on this earth- affectionate, playful, clumsy and adorable!

Me: Look at my beagle puppy
Everyone else: drops dead from cute overload

by BeaglePuppy June 11, 2012

Beagle Ears

Slang for a vagina with unusually long labia. A synonym for meat curtains or roast beef named because the labia hang down like the ears of a beagle.

That girl could not wear a bikini because of her mean pair of beagle ears.

by CJ Strokenoff August 12, 2004

Beagle 2

British-built Mars lander, launched by the European Space Agency in 2003 on the Mars Express spacecraft. Designed to investigate the possibilities of water and life at the landing site of Isidis Planita.

"Beagle 2 is not a rover, it stays in one spot."

by Patteroast January 26, 2004

Beagle-Smack

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.

I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.

by boy-girl May 22, 2011

Beagle Boner 1

The title given to a person who delivers a steamy poo poo placed henceforth on a golden cupcake, and then delivered to the writers of snoopy. After said cupcake has been delivered, the entire writing staff rejoice and divulge in a traditional ritual in which said staff apply cupcake particles to every orifice, and every crevice that exist on the human bodice, resulting in the original supplier popping a boner.

I just did a beagle boner 1.

by the Grand Teton May 29, 2009

beagle fucker

Someone who inserts his penis into the rectum of a helpless little beagle dog and fucks it's brains out

Sam J. Miller is such a beagle fucker!

by ramman0759 September 25, 2009

Beagle Ears

floppy, shapeless breasts

That chick should not be wearing a bikini top. She's got a major pair of beagle ears.

by mintypickle May 13, 2005