Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

Batwing Jumper

Pretty much a fashionable poncho

I look pretty hot in my Batwing Jumper, I hope no one realizes its actually a non-water proof poncho!

by James -_- March 29, 2010

Half-Caf Batwing

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!

Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'

by its426 October 22, 2003

Batwing

The art of delicately draping one's ballsack on someone by gently spreading each testicle and slowly laying them down on their face. Think of it as an advanced t-bag.

Jeffery passed out so I gave him the batwing

by Heyzeus January 14, 2015

Inverted Batwing

Sideways fisting both someone’s pussy and asshole while falling out of a plane upside-down and wearing a Batman mask.

To interrogate criminals, Batman often employs the use of the Inverted Batwing.

by Mememaster76 October 9, 2017

Batwings

When your balls stick to your inner thighs

Hold up, I gotta adjust my BATWINGS

by VeganVagina June 19, 2017