battleaxe

A woman, who is nasty, overbearing, mean, pompous, arrogant, a selfish busybody, aggressive, disagreeable, or any combination of these. A battleaxe is usually an older woman, and often somewhat unattractive. The standard dictionary definition does not address looks, but one seldom hears a beautiful woman being called a battleaxe, no matter how disagreeable she is.

I hate taking books back late to the library because that old battleaxe at the desk makes such a big deal of it.

by techy2 September 11, 2009

face battle

Same as kissing, but sounds cooler.

“May i challenge you to a face battle my good sir?”

"Me and this girl totally had a face battle last night! It was great!"

by MoreBoobs October 19, 2012

Battle of Midway

A battle between American and Japanese forces in the Pacific. Attempts by the Japanese to lure the Americans to Alaska failed as the Americans had cracked the Japanese codes. Resulted in the destruction of the entire Japanese carrier fleet with the loss of only one American carrier and turned the tide in the Pacific War.

The battle of Midway was fought in 1942 between the American and Japanese navies.

by Seraph17 October 16, 2008

Jacob Batalon

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?

Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!

by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

Fortnite Battle Royale

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.

After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.

by Swift Internet Justice May 16, 2018

Battlefield High School

Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.

Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!

by Cookiestastegood May 12, 2016

Battle for dream island (BFDI)

A show where 21 contestants fight for dream island The winner gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't

Firey won Battle for dream island (BFDI)

by Shockwave 196 February 15, 2017