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bassed

Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"
Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:

Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"

Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"

Gen-X Adult:

"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."

Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"

Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.
by Verbivore_Whore December 12, 2020
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basad

An abbreviation of 3 letters: Bet, Shin and Daled that are used by orthodox Jews to mark the upper right corner of a written paper.
Sometimes can appear on the left upper corner, indicating the writer is not ashkenazi Jew.
Basad.

Dear John, by the time you'll read this lines I'll be gone...
by Woob March 15, 2005
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Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line
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Bassackwards

The thoughtless act of going about something totally the wrong way, all the while expecting a positive outcome.
Vern mops the kitchen bassackwards, that's why the floor stays dirty.

If I put Samantha's brain in a bird, it would fly bassackwards.

He's bassackwards. Dude got a Plasma Tv before he paid his light bill. Now he's sitting watching the dark.

She spent her whole paycheck on a Michael Kors purse before she paid her rent. Now that's bassackwards!
by Mugsy X June 13, 2013
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bassam

A person who cannot ready up on the video game dead by daylight.
Everyone readied up except for bassam, !bassam in chat boys.
by definitelynotbassam June 20, 2019
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Bassani

Weird bearded guy. Only eats Hebrew-nash or halalalal. Possesses an un-godly amount of shoes. Bad dog owner.
He doesn't play with his dog. That guy is such a Bassani.
by Wordmeister1117 May 25, 2014
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Bassam

dude who acts gangsta... friendly... Has strange relations with his friends mostly homosexual in nature. Loves pussy! Most likely fucked your girl, and every girl u know ... he is also a hairy beast... he is also never serious and doesnt get mad very easily and ...... SMOKES WEED ERR DAY .. i mean hardcore .,.. like i never seen him not high before in fact he is right beside me right now smoking a joint lol :P
Stranger: Ayo Bassam .. whatchu fink bout the rap game right bout naw ?
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?

Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)
by MaryJane519 January 26, 2011
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