A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.
I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
by msacco July 25, 2025
Get the Barstool Prophetmug. by B-0110 July 11, 2022
Get the Brighton Barstoolmug. A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids
by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018
Get the Barstool grandmamug. You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
Get the Barstool Crampmug. Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.
Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment
by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025
Get the Barstool Merry-go-roundmug. A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot
by ermmmwhatthefreak May 29, 2025
Get the Barstoolmug. You’re a barstool you know that
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021
Get the Barstoolmug.