the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.
by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012
Get the Silky Barstool mug.It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.
by Killua Freecs January 24, 2016
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A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.
That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!
by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019
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Get the Brighton Barstool mug.A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011
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Sports
1) A person who claims to be a passionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the TV screen of a public house or bar.
2) A variation on the theme of 'armchair supporter'.
3) Commonly found throughout Ireland, usually associated with certain English and Scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a Sky viewing card.
Barstooling : Verb (bar' stool-een)
1) Partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.
Sports
1) A person who claims to be a passionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the TV screen of a public house or bar.
2) A variation on the theme of 'armchair supporter'.
3) Commonly found throughout Ireland, usually associated with certain English and Scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a Sky viewing card.
Barstooling : Verb (bar' stool-een)
1) Partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.
Irish Fan #1: Lets go and watch Bohs vs. Rovers
Irish Fan #2: Naw, no way, I'd rather sit here with a cool beer and be a 'real' fan and watch Manchester United on the telly.
Irish Fan #1: You are such a barstooler
Irish Fan #2: Naw, no way, I'd rather sit here with a cool beer and be a 'real' fan and watch Manchester United on the telly.
Irish Fan #1: You are such a barstooler
by Jim Bob Doolan August 13, 2010
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