Bombay barometer

That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.

"Who dropped the dark blockbuster? Smells like someone's Bombay barometer failed!"

by bromp January 20, 2009

Off your barnett

Off your barnett is when you have consumed a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs and are going on a west one.

Example 1:
Henry: "Hey dude, did you see Chris? He has a line of coke and half an E"

Jimmy: "Haha, yeah he's off his barnett"

Example 2:
Tom: "I'm gonna down this whole bottle of vodka"

Jay: "LAD YOU'RE GONNA BE OFF YOUR BARNETT!"

by FlappedJoint May 31, 2012

Payton Barnett

Is a gorgeous and amazing person who everyone loves.

Omg is that “Payton Barnett”?
Yes it is, don’t you love her so much?
Yup!

by anonymous1763 July 5, 2021

ray barone

When you accidentally tape over your wedding tape...usually with an important sports event, like the superbowl.

(everybody loves raymond)

Woman: "you're never romantic like you used to be."
Man: "At least I didn't pull a Ray Barrone."

by Ray_Romano January 26, 2005

Bayonetta

Fabulous ^v^

<3 🍭💜“It seems I’m unfashionably late ,but I’m ready to give you everything you want

💜🍭” <3

- Bayonetta 3

by *****MYSTIC***** September 27, 2021

Barnetted

Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"

Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"

Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"

by FlappedJoint September 4, 2012

bayonet point middle school

basically a school in florida with a ton of little kids who all 'gang gang bitch' and try to act all cool when their all literally scared kids who don't even know half the words in the dictionary. and fuck people in bathrooms because they think it's cool and disrespect the teachers to where they quit and don't care about what the school says or what they do for us.

'have your heard of bayonet point middle school'

'yeah it's a really bad school'

by Fuxk life January 18, 2020