barnes

a word used to replace the word fuck etc when in a state of shock

Person 1:"Lucy had her dirty way with Harry"

Shocked person:"WHAT THE BARNES!"

by Jordan Sykes & Mark O'D November 18, 2007

Barnes

An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.

Hayley has a big date tonight so she wanted to Barnes herself for Duane.

by Armored Panda January 9, 2012

barn

May be a clipping of the word barney. Used to label a white guy who thinks he's cool...but he's wrong. Subject may be seen wearing puca-shells while talking about "hangin' ten" even though he lives in San Jose.

"Don't date him...he's a BARN!"

by Patty G. Funk May 1, 2006

Barnes

A man who whinges about not being able to do the math work in a classroom.

Conor- I cant do it sir. Its too hard.

J- Stop whinging about the work, your such a barnes.

Sir- Yes you are a barnes Conor.

by T Pepper May 17, 2010

barned

to have a three-some with a horse.

dude did you hear about that girl and her friends who choked the chicken and then got barned?

by Jenn Thayer September 5, 2004

barn

a barn is a very nice pussy

yo tina's got a nice pussy

by toucan8sam April 5, 2005

Barnes

When you find yourself lacking cash on a night out and so decide it is appropriate to begin searching for other peoples losses on the floor around the club, specifically around the bar.

Jake: What did you do about your cash situation last night then mate? Bitta' Barnes?
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.

by Richmeister5000 January 31, 2010