by Jordan Sykes & Mark O'D October 30, 2007
An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.
by Armored Panda January 08, 2012
May be a clipping of the word barney. Used to label a white guy who thinks he's cool...but he's wrong. Subject may be seen wearing puca-shells while talking about "hangin' ten" even though he lives in San Jose.
by Patty G. Funk April 19, 2006
Conor- I cant do it sir. Its too hard.
J- Stop whinging about the work, your such a barnes.
Sir- Yes you are a barnes Conor.
J- Stop whinging about the work, your such a barnes.
Sir- Yes you are a barnes Conor.
by T Pepper May 17, 2010
to have a three-some with a horse.
by Jenn Thayer September 05, 2004
When you find yourself lacking cash on a night out and so decide it is appropriate to begin searching for other peoples losses on the floor around the club, specifically around the bar.
Jake: What did you do about your cash situation last night then mate? Bitta' Barnes?
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.
Jeff: Totally Barnsed it mate, came out with 30 spoon.
Jake: Prick.
by Richmeister5000 January 31, 2010