A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a
baby mask. A “Barn
Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on
fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.
I had a real Barn
Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn
Babies got third degree burns from kicking a
cup full of flaming gasoline!