Banter Clause

Legend has it that the gift of banter is handed down to unsuspecting trainee Banter Merchant's through a mysterious figure named Banter Clause. There has never been any convincing or sound historical evidence to support the myth as indeed true. But supposed sightings have occurred during many Banterful occassions such as lads on the pre lash and at the party which is full of muff and beer! This makes Banter Clause a worthy LAD!

John: 'Its the night before Friggies big party! I hope Banter Clause gives me a good supply of Banter for the LOL's that should ensue!'
Russell: 'Yeah! I've been a banterful chap this week! So I hope I'm in Banter Clause's good books!
John: 'OOO I'm sceptical mate, don't think you were enough of a banterful top lad when you were pulling that bird last night mate!'
Russell: ':('

by Banter Scribe November 17, 2010

lash banter

the banter that comes hand in hand with a night on the lash. Some would say that the lash banter flows at the same rate as the beer, as more beer is drunk lash banter improves. lash banter is often harsh but can be used as an excuse for excessive tomfoolery.

Q:"do you remember trying to sleep with my girlfriend last night"
A:"It was just lash banter"

by shanterlope January 9, 2012

The Archbishop of Banterbury

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.

{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!

by kirbynumber1 February 3, 2015

Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex

Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Banter Fodder

A person or group of people who are subject/about to be subject to a large amount of banter that borders on prejudice.

Dan: Hey I heard the guys are going to a lady gaga gig tomorrow

Ollie: Aha lets catch that banter fodder outside while it's fresh

by Hopsticks July 7, 2010

Bantertingz

A cover up for whatever you are or were doing.

P1: What were you doing last night?
P2: bantertingz

by stelf9 December 8, 2013

Banter Biscuit

A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.

This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".

Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."

by FireBreathingRubberDuckie February 25, 2015