Ballston Lake

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.

“Where are you from?”

“Ballston Lake”

“Never heard of it”

“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”

by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022

Ballston Spa Highschool

the only place where you can find one kid taking down 3 adults, kids passed out in the bathroom, and kids swallowing each other in the hallways. Oh, and don't forget how all teachers are always high asf.

Ballston spa highschool needs more supervision.

by phillybilly June 15, 2022

Ballscord

Discord server for retarded human beings.

Someone: "Do you know Ballscord?"
Retard: "Yes! its my favorite place to say racial slurs!!!!!!"

by xxxxxsssxssssssss March 4, 2023

Ballstrike

In baseball, when the pitcher hits the batter in the nuts with a curveball, it's always called a ballstrike.

Umpire-Ballsteeerike! (Ballstrike in umpirish)
Batter- F$%K I can't feel my legs, ahh!

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2016

ballstomping

The act of Madison stomping a boys ball for pushing her down the slide. Then she steps on the slide and stomps his balls so that he can't have kids. Then writing an apology note.

Hey you pushed me down the slide. I'm going to be Ballstomping you Later!!!

by TheAlexxxxhhh April 15, 2017

ballster

Using your own balls as a coaster.

Using your ballster to hold a can of beer.

"Dude, don't put ure beer on the table. Use your ballster."
"Do you have any coasters? Naw, use your ballster."

by Zack & BJ November 7, 2007

barnstorm

when the hull is surrounded by a horde of barns

I can't even see the platy anymore, she's in the middle of such a big barnstorm.

by bonerici March 30, 2004