A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
by CountryTerry August 20, 2016
Get the Ballard Jackhammermug. by boss5644155 May 16, 2018
Get the lennon ballardmug. Corey ballard (banga) Is smart Sometimes Black likes to make parodys knows how to shake that Black in philly Cringey
by Silv3rsavtheday April 3, 2022
Get the Corey Ballard (Banga)mug. A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.
She is your all.
She is your love.
Tess is yours.
She is your all.
She is your love.
Tess is yours.
by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023
Get the Tess Ballardmug. A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.
Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
by kayralover69 June 18, 2018
Get the Ballardmug. A boy who dates fat crazy girls with daddy issues and attachment issues. Usually can’t drive to save his life, especially his daddy’s jeep.
by Big P-Edo September 29, 2022
Get the Dirty Ballardmug. 