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ballfruit

also: bawfruit, sackfruit

meaning: children, literally "fruit of ones balls" (testicles).
"I don't want nothing to do with those damn ballfruit of mine"
by Uncle Woolly October 20, 2005
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Baffing Spoon

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations
While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.
by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010
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Baffleufagus

A person or creature who answers a question in the longest possible way with no reference to the actual question being asked. Doing so by using as many Irrelevant multi syllable words to hide their lack of knowledge on the subject being asked about.
Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?

The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."
by BondiRusty February 24, 2010
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
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baffroom

yo peeps i be goin to da baffroom, fo shizzle
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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baffrum

The ghetto term used for the word, bathroom. A relative of this word is brekfis, (the slang term for breakfast).
Yo, son! I needa go to the baffrum.
by Ga_bad_ella March 9, 2007
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balfag

a derogatory comment that is geared towards a man who displays more feminine than masculane qualities.
Ben Williams is a balfag.
by valhall March 2, 2007
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