Ballsack

A sack of balls. Footballs, basketballs, soccer balls. Mostly sports balls but it’s only for balls.

Elementary student: Hey Gym teacher, where are the footballs?
Gym Teacher: Look in the ballsack, kid. You’ll find many.

by Marissa but with an L/The Sack February 7, 2020

bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.

“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”

by hodags1966 June 11, 2020

ballsack paste

A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.

Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?

by ballsacksalamode June 16, 2011

Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

by Baldstache June 24, 2009

Ballsack Hat

The act of a human male stretching his scrotum over another persons head

Jack Hawkins has a ballsack hat

by The MAINGUY February 16, 2017

Ballsnack

Ballsnack or Ballsnacking is the action of an an Aussie nibbling or eating someones ear.

Oi, mate would ya quit ballsnacking?

Bro, Could you not ballsnack my ears?

by Ugly vet July 14, 2020