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Badgers

People who show up extra early to garage sales or auctions to try and see the merchandise before anyone else.
Ah shit, we've got badgers in the driveway...tell them the garage sale doesn't start till 7!!
by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007
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badger

an unattractive sub-species of the cougar; whereas the term "cougar" commonly refers to a mature female on the prowl, the term "badger" can bring to mind a fugly cougar.
Johnny went off on a cougar hunt last night, had too much to drink, and ended up spearing a badger.
by susansh March 18, 2009
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badgering

The sexual act of directly blowing air into your partner's colon through the anus.
1) My boyfriend drove me crazy by alternating between badgering and rimming me.

2) My new guy is totally into badgering; I nearly ran out of breath last night.
by Nonstandard Deviant March 24, 2009
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Badger

A late developing, pre-pubescent child (usually male) who is amongst the last in his class to develop hair around the you-know-where. Neologism possibly derived from/confined to Worcestershire, England area.
"That Adam Lallana, can you believe he's still a badger?" - Schoolkid, right before aforementioned Lallana runs off to tell teacher, crying like a bitch.
by Purplehornet January 4, 2014
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Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.
"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.
by It's Coach Frank May 26, 2011
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badger

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.
Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger
by Ziley November 30, 2006
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Badger

Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.
girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh
by eeeeeewwwww May 22, 2011
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