bacon strips

Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.

Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.

by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

Bacon Stripe

A plain and simple skidmark or hershey stain

I use the laundry service on the corner, except my whites. I don't want them to see my bacon stripes.

by Refugee November 16, 2005

bacon strips

The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"

by bam! October 24, 2003

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

bacon strips

smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs

ill have some bacon strips and eggs

by tamahau February 12, 2003

bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!

by Amoeba69 November 12, 2007

bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.

#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.

by Mark Anthony Hinton April 19, 2006