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Brittney 

Josh : “Bro I just banged this hot blondie chick from down the street”
James : “Dude, Isn’t that a Brittney?”
Andrew : “Bro she fucks everything, Even my fucking stepdad!”
Josh : “That’s umm fucking gross
James : “I fucked her too, She still texts me to come over”
Josh : “Dang dude, She really a Brittney!”
Brittney by LOVE ME BABY August 21, 2018
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brittney 

a true badass bitch,
if you ever most unfortunate to meet a brittney....run away cause she will directly stab a sword in your back. don't get comfortable around a brittney cause right when she see's you week, she goes in for the kill.
don't let her pretty face fool you or your screwed
"wow that backstabber jill is acting like such a brittney"
brittney by theonewedontspeakof December 24, 2008

brittney 

"it's brittney bitch"
brittney by yungdagggerdick September 30, 2018

Brittney 

Tell brittney she smells like fish and to close her legs
Brittney by Libethsucksdick January 18, 2020

Brittney 

A girl who get commonly mistaken for an ogre or wild beast of some sort. That blinds you with her ugliness.
OOOHH MY LOORD JESUS RUN EVERYBODY JUST RUN AWAY, I THINK THERE IS A WILD BEEEAAST.
Oh wait nevermind it's just Brittney.
Brittney by YO-IM-DA-BESTEST January 13, 2015

Brittney 

worst human being on earth. who even if she read this definition would not believe it was about her because she is such a stupid slutty girl who goes through four guys a semester not to mention the uncontested worst person ever.
brittney general lee
Brittney by thermo downs March 21, 2009

Brittney 

SHE TELLS KENNY WHAT TO DO AND IS SMARTER THAN HIM BRITTNEY U A NERD
Brittney by KENNYMYERS February 5, 2010