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Brainship

An intense cerebral relationship, connection or involvement between individuals.
Friends and relationships may come and go but a brainship never dies.
by General Kala January 4, 2019
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Brawnchitis

When you are drinking a protein shake and start to cough uncontrollably, most likely from not mixing the protein powder well enough or putting in too much.
Before his workout, Anthony suffered from a severe case of brawnchitis by foolishly chugging his protein-packed beverage.
by imaswoleman April 8, 2015
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banshits

Banshits is used to describe the little shits who love to scream and cry like wild fucking banshees while you are just trying to pick up a gallon of milk at the store (and a box of condoms)
"Attention valued customers: would the parent of the little banshits please shut them the fuck up, thank you."

"Danny: Hey Jeff what are you going to eat on your break?
Jeff: I might go to my car and eat some buckshot if those banshits don't shut the hell up."
by PoopyBeeHole October 7, 2017
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Brainsies

When you and another person connect on another level, where it appears you've read each other's minds.

Synonyms: twinsies, besties, and jinx.
Keziah: "I've been thinking we should eat ass"
Richard: "OMG, you read my mind!
Keziah & Richard: "BRAINSIES!"
by puzzlemaster July 17, 2020
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binshitter

One who shits in a bin, wherever it may be, the street, a shop, even in a toilet. Although, usually not a bin in a toilet, what would be the point in that? However, a binshitter does not have a head brimming with brains. His head is more like brimming with shite. So shitting in a bin in a toilet is not as absurd as one may think.
(binshitter): "Man I need a shit and I need it right now! That bin on the lamp-post over there is a little high for me but I must get my ass up there to unload my goodies"
by lord nobcheese III November 19, 2006
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brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.
1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.
by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010
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Brainstipated/Brainstipation

when your brain and soul suffer from severe emotional constipation and/or diarrhoea
oh no im Brainstipated/Brainstipation

"Daddy? i think ive got brainstipation." - said daughter "oh no let me help you" - said daddy
by DADDY 😏🍆 March 23, 2021
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