Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

Bodomy

To participate in the act of sodomy while listening to black/power metal band Childern of Bodom

"Aw dude, I don't put out that easy. You're gonna have to crank some 'blooddrunk' if we're gonna have bodomy together."

by Ebanezer Scrotum December 21, 2008

Boromir moment

That point in time when you stop fighting off life's arrows, and realize its all over

When she took the kids, the house, the boat, and the dog, Jeremy knew he had reached his Boromir moment

by Noodle* October 29, 2010

boromired

To be shot with a large number of arrows in quick succession and turned into a human pincushion. Named after the fate of Boromir in the first 'Lord of the Rings' film.

He had unwisely angered several members of the national archery squad, and within seconds had been boromired.

by Hollywood fan April 5, 2007

Boredom Boner

When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.

I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.

by Terryho April 5, 2013

Boredom Nap

A student institution observable during university holidays. Boredom naps are the result of withdrawal from the student lifestyle and are an established method of avoiding scheduled work. Often used to bridge the gap between your 2am bedtime and 2pm morning alarm, boredom naps are a way of whiling away the hours before it is acceptable to go to bed again.

John: "What've you been up to today mate?"
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."

by W****R April 22, 2011

Boredom

A highly infectious disease that is caused by:

Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages

Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.

when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)

Bord
Boring
Bord of my face
Boredom

by Heroesnofan January 24, 2010