Jack Bolton is a daft cunt who has the body of a worm. Maggie is dead. Bessies dead. Roy and Liz argue. Sams gay. Dylans bent. Your dogs gone. Fishy. Trout face. Mattys fit. Fliss is not. xxx.
by Matty Liddle November 7, 2018
Get the Jack Boltonmug. a name given to someone who is a fag and an absolute dog cunt, normally has no friends and is not liked by most. suffers from hair loss, and lives in there brothers shadow
by bigboy sjsjdosj March 4, 2019
Get the Finn Boltonmug. 
He is a lovely person who cares for anyone and is a babe magnet and gets all the chicks.
Never let that leon leave u alone
Never let that leon leave u alone
by Alexandre rebbecka December 23, 2017
Get the leon boltonmug. by Harry Weininger May 13, 2005
Get the Michael Boltonmug. The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.
Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.
by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006
Get the michael boltonmug. 