bling 

Chav-ish for shiny, gaudy, overpriced, fake gold and/or silver jewellery. See also bling-bling

Chav 1: Check out ma bling, bruv.
Chav 2: Yeh, dass brill bling, innit bruv.

bling by Bill Leslie July 16, 2008

Bling 

Its basically another word for cocaine

Let go get some bling.

Bling by NETTLES September 26, 2007

BLING 

Its basically another word for cocaine.

Lets go get some bling.

BLING by NETTLES October 3, 2007

bling 

Shiny/jewellery/car/ expensive things

Have u seen her house? It's bling bling, have u seen his car? How bling!

bling by Germ July 25, 2008

Bling 

Bling, B.L.I.N.G. (Bringing Lyrical Intellect Naturally G) behold the name; a conscious party rapper of Arabian descent, residing in the pacific. Known for his hit song "Get Wid It!"

I really got wid that Bling, now I ain't wearing so much of it!

Bling by James Diddy October 23, 2007

bling 

Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago; FDR, after all, made the private ownership of gold illegal and confiscated all gold in the country.

Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago.

bling by mamacup December 1, 2010

bling 

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

bling by idksogtfo June 28, 2017