Blaise

The most douchy sounding name a faggatron could ever possess. Most likely a swag-fag from the mid-west trying to find meaning in his life and attempting to distinguish himself by wearing exactly what every other swag-fag wears. Acts black but is most likely white. The human vibrator for white trash women also trying to find meaning in their life. (Read other definitions of self bolstering for examples of maximum faggatory)
Individual A: Hey who is that guy wearing the "Obey" hat going around attempting to grope chicks?
Individual B: Oh thats just Blaise
Individual A: He looks like a douche with that haircut, and everyone keeps moving away from him slowly yet he keeps acting creepy.
Individual B: Thats just how he is.
Individual A: What's wrong with him?
Individual B: Something Freudian most likely
Individual A: The way he talks you'd think he has Cerebral Palsy or something
Individual B: Oh God he's coming over here.
Blaise: Sup Faggots, see that chick over there? (points to cum dumpster) Yeah, she just blew me in the back. I bet you guys wish you could be this OG, but if you ever do attempt to ride this dick to swag-topia I'll kick the shit out of you lil haterz. I mean seriously, how much do you bench? I'm benching like 320-340 right now. Y'all wish you could be me, thats the only reason you hatin. I'm out! *walks away*
Individual A: I honestly feel bad for him. He's so skinny... Should we let him keep living in this fantasy.
Individual B: Thats what the doctor said at the assembly.
by Jimmy Christian May 27, 2014
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Blaise

A big dick, sexy, lady’s man. He is the type of guy you wanna be friends with, because although he has all those sexy traits, he is a kind hearted lady’s man who is very smart.
Oh shit, Blaise came to the party tonight”
“Yeah, fucking love that guy”
by Salvator April 28, 2022
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My name is blaise and my dick is not small it’s average”
by Dolpherino February 25, 2020
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Blaise

basically a stupid whore who thinks she's hot shit & teases guys into thinking she likes them. Known for the giving of blue balls.
Blaise: "I need attention right now, or else how will I get through my day?!"
by blahblahblah<3 February 05, 2010
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A loveable blonde twat, usually into dubstep and gay music. Hes a bit special and breaks his phone all the time. and has a girlfriend. His mother is often caught sleeping with his friends but still shows no shame. Blaise is often liked out of his squad and rejoined again for doing stupid shit but he is generally loved. Is confused about his sexual orientation but that will gradually reach him when he's ready. Hi father is a drug dealer, hence his wealthy status. Loved and hated dearly
"Wow, listen to that, that's some serious Blaise music"

"Jesus lad, that coat looks getner Blaise on you"
by Jess123454321 July 13, 2015
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Blaise is a vulgar black imbecile
Blaise is equal to a known notorious fool called Chemezie.

Blaise can be used in reference to anything bad .
That egg is so Blaise
by Onyeme February 01, 2019
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Blaise: TOXIC, child like behaviors, fake, sneaky.
Hey, Have you guys met Blaise?? He’s a shitty person you’re missing nothing.
by Snshsuusisjsnsnak July 20, 2020
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