Billy Mays Day

A day in which we celebrate the late Billy Mays. It's Traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. Must also wear khakis. You must use CAPS LOCK the whole day. Even when talking to family or friends. If you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.

Guy1:OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!

Guy2: I don't even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.

Guy1:BILLY MAYS DAY!

Guy2: There goes my ears.

Guy1:I GOTTA GO PUT ON MY BLUE SHIRT AND KHAKIS!

Guy2: what?

by MaysMan July 20, 2009

Billy Mays'd

1. The process of being yelled at loudly
2. Beat over the head with a Awesome Auger
3 Getting your intestines ripped out with a Dual Saw
4. Getting your eyes gouged out with a Jupiter Jack
5. Being choked with a Zorbeez
6. Getting your nuts cut off with a Samurai Shark
7. Become blinded by Oxiclean to the face
8. Being knocked out and waking to find a tube of Mighty Putty shoved one and a half feet up your ass and die of anal bleeding.

And that what happens to whom who screws with the mighty Billy Mays.

Cake Assassin- " You hear what happened to Obama?"
Master Hades- "Yeah he got Billy Mays'd the shit out of him, that poor soma bitch"

by Cake Assassin November 25, 2009

Billy Mays Mode

An internet expression for someone using all caps in a single message. Also gives the illusion of being yelled at.

Lucy: Hey, did you want to go to the hookah lounge tonight?
Jude: YES, I WAS JUST GONNA ASK YOU THAT, WHAT TIME DO YOU WANNA GO?
Lucy: Why are you yelling at me?
Jude: Sorry, i was stuck in billy mays mode.

by BillyMaysYelledatme February 23, 2011

Billy Mays it

It is the act of reapeating a given word or sentence enough that someone tells the person reapeating said word or sentence to be quiet or the said person is exiled from the conversation.

Jim- "dude ted is starting to get on my nerves."
Jeff- "i know what you mean, ill tell a joke and he will just Billy Mays it."
Jim- "sucks dude, lets not invite him next time."

by SuctionParrot April 1, 2009

Billy Mays Day

The Event In Honor Of The Legendary TV Pitcher Billy Mays It Is Common For Every People In America Wear A Blue Polo And Khaki Pants On That Tradition It Will Be First Officialy Observed On June 28,2019 In Honor Of The 10th Death Anniversary Of Billy Mays

Hmmmmm I Wonder What I Should Wear Tomorrow
Me:I Should Wear A Blue Shirt And Khaki Pants Tomorrow Because It’s Because It’s Billy Mays Day Tomorrow

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 10, 2018

Ghost of Billy Mays

When you are watching a commercial with Billy Mays in it after June 28th, 2009, one of the worst days in history.

Oh look, I just saw the ghost of Billy Mays in an OXI CLEAN! commercial.

by Mk.14 July 12, 2009

The Billy Mays

The act of shouting out everything you do during the course of a sexual encounter. The key to the successful execution of "The Billy Mays" is to, at a moment of particular intensity, shout "The secret's in the ___(insert sexual act, nickname, or body part here)!!"

"I'm putting my thumb in your butt!!!" =The Billy Mays

"My shaft is halfway home!!" =The Billy Mays

"The secret's in the money shot/penetration/honey hole/meat basket!!" =Perfect Billy Mays

by Captain Asshat, MD January 26, 2009