somebody able to take one idea that a monkey could have thought of and ride it to riches by convincing those dumber than them that he/she is the greatest genius since einstein-
a one hit wonder that never goes away
a one hit wonder that never goes away
how did j-lo bill gate us into thinkin she can sing...4+ albums of crap sombody stop her
-cant be mad cuz ricky martin is the puerto rican bill gates
-cant be mad cuz ricky martin is the puerto rican bill gates
by eric charway September 17, 2005
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"Bill Gates' house also features an estate-wide server system running Windows and heated floors and driveways. Guests wear pins that upon entrance of a room automatically adjust temperature, music, and lighting based on the guest's preferences, according to the narration in the virtual tour below."
Gates and his wife Melinda are very fond of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, and they have inscribed in the library a sentence from the last page of the novel:
"He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it."
Gates and his wife Melinda are very fond of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, and they have inscribed in the library a sentence from the last page of the novel:
"He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it."
by Xbox Guy March 26, 2010
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Oh crap my windows has crashed again.. Get a mac!
What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.
Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.
What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.
Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.
by Tony Kennedy August 25, 2007
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Car won't start?
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Your candidate got owned in the election?
Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.
Got fired from work?
Your candidate got owned in the election?
Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.
by C++ September 13, 2005
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by Ostego September 17, 2005
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