Beer Math

A formula to ensure you (or whoever you are buying beer for) gets the drunkest for lowest amount of money:

"Beer Score" = (Beer Size x Beer ABV) / Price

Used to get the score of the beer you are drinking and to compare against other beer's score.

Pint of Guinness costs $5 at the bar... 16oz x 4.2 ABV / $5 = 13

Quart of Olde English costs $3 at the corner store... 32oz x 5.9 ABV / $3 = 63

So using Beer Math it takes 5x as much money to get drunk off Guinness at the bar than it does from OE in parking lot.

by BSonBB December 29, 2012

Beer dong

The term beer dong is used to describe the act in which a drunken male has sex with a sober female.He will most likely ravage her,which creates an uneven playing field in the coitus due to the male's vast consumption of alcohol. This usually occurs at the end of an evening.

Opposite of whiskey dick.

He gives her the beer dong.

Cliff: "Man, Anthony really gave Shannon the beer dong last night!"

by Cliggs March 18, 2013

del beer

a beer of the unusual 8 oz. variety

Mike - dude, you had a lot of beers last night you must have been hammer.

Ryan - nah man i was drinkin del beers

by paul closterman January 26, 2014

nigger beer

Any brand of malt liquor

Lets go get some 211 steel reserves. Thats some good nigger beer

by xicebrandx March 3, 2010

beer raid

the act of going into an open garage and stealing all the beer from the refrigerator.

i just scored 24 beers from a beer raid today!

by kevin from boston October 7, 2009

Beer

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Beer Brush

When beer alters your visual judgement, removing imperfections, or enhancing attributes. Beer brushing can result in a person viewing images of unrealistic perfection.

"I hooked up with a smoking hot chick last night!"

"Nah, you didn't bro. There was definitely some beer brushing going on there." wheninromebro. com

by inhisownwrite July 9, 2010